Sunday, August 7, 2011

South Park: Season 1 - Episode 1 ''Cartman Gets an Anal Probe''



While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact, a reality.

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As Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman wait for the school bus, Kyle's little brother, Ike comes up to them to try and follow them to school. Kyle tells Ike that he cannot come to school with him and Cartman says "Yeah, go home you little dildo." After Kenny explains what a dildo is, Kyle whacks Cartman in the face with Ike, knocking Cartman out. When he comes to, Cartman tells the boys about a dream he had the previous night about being abducted by aliens. The others try to convince him that the events did happen and that the aliens are called "visitors", but Cartman refuses to believe them. Chef pulls up in his car and asks if the boys saw the alien spaceship the previous evening, inadvertently confirming Cartman's "dream", and relays stories of alien anal probes (which throughout the episode Cartman denies he experienced). After Chef leaves, the school bus picks up the boys and they watch in horror as the "visitors" abduct Ike. Kyle spends the rest of the episode attempting to rescue him.

At school, Cartman begins to fart fire and Kyle unsuccessfully tries to convince his teacher Mr. Garrison to excuse him from class to find his brother. When Chef learns that Kyle's brother was abducted and sees a machine emerge from Cartman's anus, he helps the boys escape from school by pulling the fire alarm. Once they are outside, Cartman reiterates that his abduction was just a dream, when suddenly he is hit by a beam and starts singing and dancing. Soon afterward, a spaceship appears. Kyle throws a stone and the spaceship fires back, propelling Kenny into the road where he is run over by a herd of cows and a police car, killing him. This is the first time Stan and Kyle's famous lines "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!" are heard.

Stan and Kyle meet Wendy at Stark's Pond and she suggests using the machine lodged inside of Cartman to contact the visitors. To lure them back, the children tie Cartman to a tree and, the next time he farts, a massive satellite dish emerges from his anus. The alien spaceship arrives and Ike jumps to safety. In the meantime, the visitors communicate with the cows in the area, having found them to be the most intelligent species on the planet. Cartman is again abducted by the aliens and returns to the bus stop the following day with pinkeye.




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